December 2, 2006

  • World Trade Organization Offers Humanitarian Plan for Africa

    There's never a shortage of interesting things to post about.  I was going to post something else, until the press release below "came across my desk" shortly before Thanksgiving and seemed to take priority.  You'll have to decide for yourself whether the proposed initiative is "real" or not, but there seems to be ample documentation.

    One has to ask oneself....how could we ever doubt the sufficiency of "free-market" capitalism to solve global problems, when its logic is so unassailable and its motives so obviously pure?

    There's also no small degree of irony contained right in the WTO's press release itself, and you don't even have to dig to find it.  "....World Trade
    Organization representative Hanniford Schmidt announced the creation of a WTO
    initiative for 'full private stewardry of labor' for the parts of Africa that
    have been hardest hit by the 500 years of Africa's free trade with the
    West."  So....the solution for the parts of Africa that have been hardest hit by the 500 years of Africa's free trade with the West?  Yes, of course!  MORE "free trade" with the West!  I'm sure THIS time the West has only the best interests of Africa at heart.

    Have you ever wondered just exactly what the World Trade Organization is and what it does, who controls it, what it's for?

    Vox clamantis in deserto,

    John

    EDIT: The first web site listed below, supposedly the official WTO web site, has a disclaimer that reads as follows:
       Important Note: Many visitors from all over the political spectrum have read this
    release and believed it to mean that the WTO is officially in favor of
    slavery.

       
    In actual fact, we at the WTO would never, ever wish to suggest that
    the modern version of the West's free trade with Africa is tantamount
    to its older form, slavery, or even worse than its other older form,
    colonialism. That would fly in the face of everything that we stand
    for.

       
    The catastrophic failure of free-trade policies in Africa may be one
    partial source of this confusion. The actual, literal slavery that
    flourishes under the auspices of free trade (in Brazil, Jordan, and elsewhere) may be another.

    Now...does that clear everything up for you?

    **********

    November 13, 2006
    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

    WTO ANNOUNCES FORMALIZED
    SLAVERY MARKET FOR AFRICA
    US Trade Representative to Africa, Governor of
    Nigeria Central Bank weigh in at Wharton

        Text, photos, video: http://www.gatt.org/wharton.html
        WTO Contact: Hanniford
    Schmidt (mailto:schmidt@gatt.org)
        Conference website: http://www.whartonglobal.com/africa/panels.asp#Trade
        Conference
    contacts: http://www.whartonglobal.com/africa/contact.asp

    Philadelphia
    - At a Wharton Business School conference on business in
    Africa, World Trade
    Organization representative Hanniford Schmidt
    announced the creation of a WTO
    initiative for "full private
    stewardry of labor" for the parts of Africa that
    have been hardest
    hit by the 500 years of Africa's free trade with the
    West.

    The initiative will require Western companies doing business in
    some
    parts of Africa to own their workers outright. Schmidt recounted
    how
    private stewardship has been successfully applied to transport,
    power,
    water, traditional knowledge, and even the human genome. The
    WTO's "full
    private stewardry" program will extend these successes to
    (re)privatize
    humans themselves.

    "Full, untrammelled stewardry is the best available
    solution to
    African poverty, and the inevitable result of free-market
    theory,"
    Schmidt told more than 150 attendees. Schmidt acknowledged that
    the
    stewardry program was similar in many ways to slavery, but
    explained
    that just as "compassionate conservatism" has polished the
    rough
    edges on labor relations in industrialized countries, full
    stewardry,
    or "compassionate slavery," could be a similar boon to
    developing
    ones.

    The audience included Prof. Charles Soludo (Governor
    of the Central
    Bank of Nigeria), Dr. Laurie Ann Agama (Director for African
    Affairs
    at the Office of the US Trade Representative), and other
    notables.
    Agama prefaced her remarks by thanking Scmidt for his
    macroscopic
    perspective, saying that the USTR view adds details to the
    WTO's
    general approach. Nigerian Central Bank Governor Soludo
    also
    acknowledged the WTO proposal, though he did not seem to
    appreciate
    it as much as did Agama.

    A system in which corporations own
    workers is the only free-market
    solution to African poverty, Schmidt said.
    "Today, in African
    factories, the only concern a company has for the worker
    is for his
    or her productive hours, and within his or her productive years,"
    he
    said. "As soon as AIDS or pregnancy hits--out the door. Get sick,
    get
    fired. If you extend the employer's obligation to a 24/7,
    lifelong
    concern, you have an entirely different situation: get sick,
    get
    care. With each life valuable from start to finish, the AIDS
    scourge
    will be quickly contained via accords with drug manufacturers as
    a
    profitable investment in human stewardees. And educating a child
    for
    later might make more sense than working it to the bone right
    now."

    To prove that human stewardry can work, Schmidt cited a proposal by
    a
    free-market think tank to save whales by selling them. "Those who
    don't
    like whaling can purchase rights to specific whales or groups
    of whales in
    order to stop those particular whales from getting
    whaled as much," he
    explained. Similarly, the market in Third-World
    humans will "empower" caring
    First Worlders to help them, Schmidt
    said. (http://www.policynetwork.net/main/article.php?article_id=505)

    One
    conference attendee asked what incentive employers had to remain
    as stewards
    once their employees are too old to work or reproduce.
    Schmidt responded that
    a large new biotech market would answer that
    worry. He then reminded the
    audience that this was the only possible
    solution under free-market
    theory.

    There were no other questions from the audience that took issue
    with
    Schmidt's proposal.

    During his talk, Schmidt outlined the three
    phases of Africa's 500-
    year history of free trade with the West: slavery,
    colonialism, and
    post-colonial markets. Each time, he noted, the trade has
    brought
    tremendous wealth to the West but catastrophe to Africa, with
    poverty
    steadily deepening and ever more millions of dead. "So far there's
    a
    pattern: Good for business, bad for people. Good for business, bad
    for
    people. Good for business, bad for people. That's why we're so
    happy to
    announce this fourth phase for business between Africa and
    the West: good for
    business--GOOD for people."

    The conference took place on Saturday,
    November 11. The panel on
    which Schmidt spoke was entitled "Trade in Africa:
    Enhancing
    Relationships to Improve Net Worth." Some of the other panels in
    the
    conference were entitled "Re-Branding Africa" and "Growing
    Africa's
    Appetite." Throughout the comments by Schmidt and his
    three
    co-panelists, which lasted 75 minutes, Schmidt's stewardee,
    Thomas
    Bongani-Nkemdilim, remained standing at respectful attention off
    to
    the side.

    "This is what free trade's all about," said Schmidt.
    "It's about the
    freedom to buy and sell anything--even people."

Comments (38)

  • I always enjoy a 'modest proposal' when the proposer is able to keep a straight face.

  • It appears this was a joke of sorts. He wasn't actually affiliated with the WTO.

  • We just keep giving and giving, don't we?! We should be using the same concept in dealing with the Muslim population. Employers will be happy to provide 24 hour support, but they'll need to get everyone under one roof to optimize the gifts being bestowed upon them.

    Once we get them into clusters, they'll be a lot easier to "handle".

    Then the question of the decade. Do we take them out now, and snuff out Al-Queda, along with a few million innocents? We know there is a cost to winning the "war". I was just wondering what the price was these days.

    A report out of Alabama says the KKK have risen again, coming out of the rat holes they've been hiding in the last few years. 

    This looks like it's good for everyone John. Well done! ;)  

  • TheWorshipCafe is a new COMMUNITY of online believers.. We would love for you to come and say hello!

  • uh, wow.  are you gonna visit ^^?

    isn't real, money-making business always bad for people?  i see it that way.

  • Good heavens. History repeats itself.

  • If this guy is serious, then he's a moron. There's a difference between the idea of owning an endangered species and owning a human being. I'm all for free trade, but I'm also for the ability for all human beings to make choices, whether good or bad.

    RYC: The longer the word, the more points you get, but if you spell it wrong, it docks you one point for every letter. I like doing verbs in their gerund forms or in the past tense, because they usually are worth the most. Some of the 9-letter matrices are really difficult for me, since there's not a whole lot to do with them other than small words.

  • slavery by any other name is.......slavery.  hoo boy, what will they come up with next?

  • I have heard some South African Christmas music.  But I prefer the more traditional songs.  Its quite strange as we don't have snow, bells etc here but everyone sings about them

  • very interesting news indeed!  have a great sunday!!!

  • Good grief!  I'm searching for the perfect big fancy word.  Oh, yeah, I remember it now.  Unfckingbelievable.

  • RYC---Last summer was walking with my little nephew and we passed this community center in Oakland whre they were playing basketball and the door was open...so i took him in there to "play some b-ball."  A couple weeks later he was walking the same route with my sister & her friend and the community center's door was open and he said to them---Let's go play b-ball---ALL my relatives are impacted by my sporting life...but in answer to your question re: kids...i got three guitars   RE: the Limbaugh clone on Neil Cavuto---he was in his mid-fifties and SHOULD know better...which is WHY i included my six-year-old sister's comment about MAYOR Lindsay being the PRESIDENT of the cuntry

    Believe it or not, slavery actually IS more humane if you're gonna maintain a permanent underclass and really want to treat your untermensch decently.  They get free room and board and health benefits, just as long as you don't EDUCATE them, because then you give birth to uppity niggers like me 

  • RYC---you're confusing UPPITY niggers with hoolum motherfuckers...Malcolm X belonged to the former and the Crips & Bloods the latter---it's hard to be considered "uppity" if you're ignorant

  • RYC: Who is he, where does he live, and why is he sad?

  • They were some good comments that you posted for Miguel today.

  • I agree, the motives of free trade are so obvious that any effort otherwise seems like a waste of time. Maybe with the right management the exploitation of Africa by the West could end, but under the WTO, I don't think its possible.

    I wrote a post over the WTO and free trade. Read it, if you want.

  • far out, , , how much will they cost?  ill take a couple of hot chicks.

    disclaimer:  i dont really need them, , , just something different.  and i can always sell them, , , right?

  • free trade will ruin half of the world and benefit the other half....it's almost like a feudal system -but in a clever disguise.

  • ryc:  You're still on my protected list.  My Premium ran out and I had to renew it today.  Apparently it hasn't taken effect yet.  I haven't posted anything new today though.  :)

  • .I think the point is all about being real and in actual fact considering just how much freedom someone who is desperately poor has.

  • ..not meaning to suggest slavery could solve anything ever... but merely that there are different kinds of bondage...

  • I wondered about purfle-ing myself:

    Main Entry: pur·fle
    Pronunciation: <TT>'p&r-f&l
    Function: transitive verb
    Inflected Form(s): pur·fled; pur·fling /<TT>-f(&ampli[ng]/
    Etymology: Middle English purfilen, from purfil embroidered border, from Anglo-French, from pur for, in place of (from Latin pro-) + fil thread, yarn

  • """""One has to ask oneself....how could we ever doubt the sufficiency of "free-market" capitalism to solve global problems, when its logic is so unassailable and its motives so obviously pure?""""""

    hey, now that is some sarcasm off the top shelf not just the normal house blend fo sho!  yeah beenz a while...hey!  this was a great piece I could so feel you in it...what you have to say is far better than anything you quote...ever!

    j

  • Many years ago I was offered Ron Jeremy's job, but I turned it down....you say that with such a straight face!

  • great... that will help africa a lot

  • ryc:  Yes, it's artificial.  I could no longer justify buying a tree for $50 every year when I could get a 7.5' pre-lit, perfect size and shape for $100 and use it year after year.  :)   That tree by the couch has been moved to my bedroom.  I didn't realize how ridiculous it looked until I saw the pictures.  Sometimes I forget that tree is even there.    

  • i am becoming more cynical with the world by the second.

  • Not surprising actually. Hope your doing well my friend.

  • ryc:  I don't know why the eyes were so poofy.  I get plenty of sleep.  It just happens sometimes.  They were all better by noon and are back to normal today, thank goodness!!

  • ryc: why do u wish you were daniel?

  • I never before knew that the "Sean Connery voice" could be effected via comment.

    I AM AMAZED!

  • RYC: I always had a herd of kids around,I babysat and had story time for the neighborhood kids,I helped raise my nephew who was born to a 16 yr old sister,I now get his 6 yr old  twin girl and boy on the weekends (Fri-Sun)because they live in the ghetto with no yard,they come to the country to run around, and go to Sunday school.I mentored several girls since 1995,and have been a youth leader since 1986.I had foster childen two times while their parents were in rehab....I just wait and see what the Lord brings,I do not go looking....

  • I'm glad it pleased you. I have to admit that I wasn't sure it was correct when I hit "submit", but I took my chances with the comment gods.

    And you just do Connery so well, I can't blame the ignorant/naive readers!

  • RYC, yep, exactly! He's a retired businessman. Was in business with his cousin for many years until the cousin passed on, then he kept the business going on his own. Also partnered with my stepmother's friend's husband in some real estate and property. It's why I'm not worried even though it's serious and he's 79, he's just totally being himself, doing what he has to do, even though he's "resting up". A few days ago, I emailed his hospital phone to a different cousin of his, and the cousin emailed back that he had already been called by my father.

  • gee  another career path I can consider.

    Slave.

    are the whippings and brandings also included?

  • ryc  You are right I didn't discuss the total cost of things.  When it comes to being a follower of Christ, I think the cost is everything.  If I stop short of giving my all then it is worthless.

    Tim

  • i've always wanted to be of help to other people yet i do not know exactly where to start ..

  • Say, what are your feelings about Pinochet's passing?

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