And a moderately Happy Easter to the rest of you. ![]()
And a moderately Happy Easter to the rest of you. ![]()
Am I the only person in the world who believes that Jesus was actually crucified on a Wednesday? Does anyone know where the idea of Good Friday came from? Can someone explain to me how Jesus could have been "three days and three nights in the heart of the earth" if he was crucified on Friday before sundown and rose from the dead before sunrise on Sunday?
Edit: My understanding of it involves the interpretation of the word "sabbath". The Bible says that the Pharisess had to get Jesus crucified before the sabbath, which is normally sunset Friday to sunset Saturday. But each major religious holiday in the Jewish calendar was also a sabbath - a special sabbath. The holiday in question in this case was, of course, Passover, which began on sunset Wednesday and lasted until Sunset Thursday. What we call the Last Supper was nothing more than the Passover Seder - the most important one in history since Jesus was in fact the Passover Lamb whose blood saves all those who exercise faith in Him. Thus Jesus was crucified on Wednesday afternoon, just before Passover, and spent Wednesday night, Thursday night, and Friday night in "the heart of the earth" before emerging from the tomb sometime after sundown on Saturday.
That's my take on it, anyway.
This is the kind of editorial that I might wish I had written, and can almost make myself believe that I might have written. Some food for thought, at any rate....
http://www.jewishjournal.com/home/preview.php?id=15632
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Backstage at Monday night’s debate between Ann Coulter and Al Franken, guests Or vice versa. At a private dinner for major supporters of the University of Judaism’s (UJ) “I don’t remember the last time I saw that many angry Mexicans,” she said. Not a titter. Nervous shifting in seats. Guests cast apologetic glances at “Now I know why my towels were a little late coming up to my hotel room.” More silence. Whispers among the crowd: How could she say that? Virginia Maas, chair of the UJ’s Department of Continuing Education, followed Franken, in his comments, said the genteel dinner guests “just got a little “By the way,” he said, “the last time I saw that many angry Mexicans, the And from there, as the festivities moved to the public event, things got even Out on stage at Universal Studios’ Gibson Amphitheatre, in front of a Franken went first. He lamented that he wanted to follow Coulter — you get to A former “Saturday Night Live” writer, Franken used a liberal amount of humor “I’m talking about an increasingly secretive, incompetent and corrupt Federal Franken told of a standing ovation he received following a speech he gave to There, he said, “I told them we’d been lied into the war in Iraq.” Franken also attacked the Bush administration and the Republican Congress for Throughout his speech, he hammered home his serious points with humor, and “George Bush famously said that Jesus was his favorite philosopher,” Franken Borrowing an image (uncredited) from Christian activist Jim Wallis, Franken But Franken saved his sharpest barbs for Coulter. He called her a liar. By “This is what she does,” Franken said, “and she does it over and over and Franken, who filled out a slightly frumpy suit, left the podium to raucous Coulter, rail thin, wore pants and a shirt that occasionally lifted over her “Let’s stipulate that I’m a deeply flawed person,” she said, then asked that With gusto, Coulter launched into an assault on former Democratic A sampling: “Evil does not seem to be part of liberals’ vocabulary,” she said “There will never be enough evidence for liberals to defend America.” “Democrats are generally one of America’s domestic enemies.” And then there was this topical analysis: “The war in Iraq has been a Coulter’s point was that following the terror attacks of Sept. 11, Coulter elicited shouts and boos calling President Bill Clinton a If one were scoring the crowd’s reaction to the prepared remarks, it would be Now it was time for an ad-lib Q-and-A before the revved-up crowd. UJ Franken plunged ahead with the first of a number of long, uninterrupted “We were Jews,” Franken said, “and the Holocaust wasn’t all that long ago.” Coulter answered the same question by saying, “Jimmy Carter was president.” Rabbi Wexler, clearly used to compliant, erudite panelists, found himself The evening took a toll on the speakers as well. As Franken was making a Franken swiveled in his seat. “How dare you!” he said. “I’m sorry you find helping veterans boring.” “Your delivery is boring,” the anonymous audience member retorted. Honestly, it kind of was. Off his prepared speech, Franken, who is considering a run for the Senate in The most heated exchange came over the situation in Iraq. Coulter said the “Ann,” Franken said, “you’re so blithely dismissing what is going on there. When Franken said the Bush administration only wants free elections where it “I love my country,” Franken shouted. “Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,” interrupted Coulter, the nasty teen shutting down her Franken was angry enough to walk out, and Coulter bored enough to leave: Listening closely, it was easy to find the one thing both speakers agreed on: “You gotta have a platform to win,” Coulter said. “You have to come up with “I do think the Democrats have to show what they stand for,” Franken agreed. So there. Rabbi Wexler ended by asking the speakers what they hoped their legacy would Coulter said it in a sentence: “I want to be the right-wing ayatollah.” At 9:30 p.m. the game, slightly shell-shocked Rabbi Wexler rang the last “I feel like I need to go home,” they each said, “and take a shower.”
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Last May, as I left the stage after debating Ann Coulter in Hartford, my wife
Franni took me aside and whispered: "The poor thing."
Last Monday, after my debate with Coulter at the Universal Amphitheatre in
L.A., there was no sympathy from Franni. Just a strong sense of disgust. Because
Coulter had chosen a strange strategy.
Offend
the audience and then act the victim.
The event was part of a lecture series sponsored by the University of
Judaism. The previous debate had featured Newt Gingrich and John Edwards before
a crowd of about 5000 subscribers. About 5500 had gathered for me and Ann. The
extra five hundred presumably were fans of mine and of Ann's.
Before the debate, there was a dinner for about 75 sponsors – mainly
middle-aged-to- older Jewish couples. Between dinner and dessert Ann and I were
to each make three minutes of remarks. I had planned to open with my usual at
such Jewish events: "I'm going to start by answering the question I've been
asked most tonight – Yes, I've had enough to eat."
But Ann went first, and set her tone for the entire evening. "It was
fascinating being here for the demonstrations this weekend," she said with a
snotty Darien sneer. "I guess that's why I didn't get clean towels in my hotel
room this morning."
There was an audible gasp from the Jews. Ann continued: "I haven't seen so
many agitated Mexicans since the World Cup Soccer Games were in L.A." As
offended as the diners were, the waiters were pissed. Ann was actually dumb
enough to drink her coffee afterwards.
I answered by saying that I hadn't seen so many agitated Mexicans since 1846
when James K. Polk invaded Mexico because he thought Santa Ana had weapons of
mass destruction. I wasn't sure of the year, but I thought the different
approaches to our "agitated Mexican" jokes might give everyone an idea of what
to expect.
Fortunately, the debate had something of a formal structure to it. I led off
with a twenty minute speech in which I eviscerated Ann, followed by her twenty
minutes in which she defended herself by saying she was a flawed person and then
proceeded to accuse Democrats of being traitors.
Then there was about an hour with the president of the university leading a
discussion during which she lost everyone but her most dedicated fans, of which
there were maybe fifty by the end of the evening. At one point, when I was
talking about making sure our returning veterans got proper medical care, one of
her nutcase followers yelled, "Boring!"
Anyway, I'm kind of proud of my opening statement. I put it on the website of
my new political action committee, Midwest Values PAC. Drop
by and check it out.
Long, but well worth the read if you have the time....
At a
private dinner party before the debate, Ann Coulter quipped,
"I don't
remember the last time I saw that many angry Mexicans.
Now I know why my
towels were a little late coming up to my hotel
room."
http://www.jewishjournal.com/home/preview.php?id=15632
Here's
an email making the rounds - allegedly a transcript of
Al Franken's opening
statement.
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Opening Statement by Al Franken
Thank you.
First of all, I know I join Ann in thanking the University of
Judaism for
hosting this event. We've had an opportunity to spend some time
with
President Wexler and have dinner with many folks from the
University
community.
And I'd like to answer the question that I
actually get asked the most when
I do an event for a Jewish organization.
Yes, I had enough to eat.
You know, in these kinds of debate forums,
someone has to go first. It's
always preferable to go second, because you can
react to what's been said,
giving you something of a tactical advantage. More
importantly, it pretty
much spares you the chore of writing out pre-prepared
remarks.
Both Ann and I said we preferred going second, but I didn't
insist on it,
because I understood somebody had to go first. And being a
liberal, I just
wasn't tough-minded enough to insist on a coin
toss.
So, I'll try to use my time to define the terms of the debate - if
you will.
"Whence Judaism?"
No. I think we should talk about the
Bush Administration and the Republican
Congress and what it has accomplished
over the past five years. I'm talking,
of course, about well over two
trillion dollars added to the national debt,
the increase in poverty in our
country and the added millions of Americans,
including children, without
health insurance. I'm talking about the sale of
our democracy to corporate
interests that pollute our water and our air. I'm
talking about the widening
gap between the haves and the have nots in this
country. And I'm talking
about the war in Iraq.
I'm talking about an increasingly corrupt,
secretive, and incompetent
federal government that rewards cronies, a
Republican majority in Congress
that's acted as a rubber stamp, that has
performed virtually no oversight
and which excludes the minority party from
the legislative process in a way
unprecedented in our recent
history.
I also want to discuss with Ann the coarsening of dialogue in
this country.
I want to discuss values with Ann. Values like love, of family,
of your
fellow man, of country. Ann has said repeatedly that liberals hate
America.
I disagree.
Last year I had the honor of speaking at West
Point. It was an audience not
so very different from this one. Except that
instead of you, the audience
was made up of about twelve hundred cadets. Many
of whom will be going to
Iraq in the next year or so.
The occasion was
the Sol Feinstone Lecture on the Meaning of Freedom endowed
by philanthropist
Sol Feinstone. It's an annual event and Sol Feinstein's
granddaughter, who is
about my age, attended.
After telling a number jokes and getting the
cadets on my side. I told them
that we had been lied into the war in Iraq. I
had just published a book
entitled The Truth (with jokes), and I told the
cadets that you can't have
freedom without the truth. You can have freedom
without jokes, as has been
proven by the Dutch and the Swiss.
I
proceeded to prove that we had been lied into war, citing example
after
example of President Bush, Vice President Cheney, Defense
Secretary
Rumsfeld, and Condi Rice, who had been National Security Advisor in
the
lead-up to the war, telling the public information that they knew not to
be
true.
At the end of the speech I received a standing ovation from
the cadets. Sol
Feinstone's granddaughter told me she had gone to every
lecture for the last
thirty or so years, and that I received only the second
standing ovation.
The other was for Max Cleland, who lost both legs and an
arm in Vietnam.
By the way, Ann has written that Max Cleland was lucky to
have lost his legs
and his arm in Vietnam. I disagree. More importantly, I
know Max, and he
disagrees.
I believe I received the standing ovation
because the cadets knew that I was
speaking from the heart, and that the
information I had given them was all
true. And as I said, you can't have
freedom without the truth.
You can't have good government without the
truth. During the crafting and
passage of the Medicare prescription drug
bill, the chief actuary of
Medicare was told to withhold from Congress the
true cost of the bill. He'd
be fired if he told the truth.
The bill
costs so much, in large part, because the bill prohibits Medicare
from
negotiating with the pharmaceutical companies on the price of drugs. As
a
result, seniors now pay on average 44% more than veterans getting the
same
drugs through the VA which is allowed to use its size to negotiate with
the
drug companies. To get the bill passed, the vote was held open for
three
hours. Tom DeLay was later admonished by Republicans on the ethics
committee
for attempting to bribe, and then extort, Republican Nick Smith of
Michigan
to get him to change his vote. The chairman of the Commerce
Committee Billy
Tauzin who ushered the legislation through, soon left
Congress for a two
million dollar a year job as the chief lobbyist for the
pharmaceutical
industry. Obviously, a complete coincidence.
During the
2000 campaign George Bush ran for president by saying repeatedly,
and I
quote, "by far the vast majority of my tax cut goes to those at the
bottom."
Of course, nothing could be further from the truth.
In fact, the
president continues to ask for and sign tax cuts that go
primarily to those
at the top. By the way, until George W. Bush, our country
had never cut taxes
during a time of war.
As a result, our deficits grow and the cuts - in
Medicaid, Pell Grants, food
stamps, low-income housing subsidies, community
block grants - are targeted
at the poorest in our society.
George W.
Bush famously said that Jesus was his favorite political
philosopher.
Frankly, I don't get it.
I'm Jewish. Thank you. I'm not an expert on the
New Testament. But I know
that if you cut out all the passages where Jesus
talks about helping the
poor, helping the least among us, if you literally
took a pair of scissors
and cut out all those passages, you'd have the
perfect box to smuggle Rush
Limbaugh's drugs in.
I don't understand
when the Christian right says that equal rights in
marriage threatens
marriage. I've been married 30 years, many of them happy.
I don't think
that if my wife and I were walking around in Boston, where we
met, if we saw
two men holding hands with wedding bands, I don't think I'd
say "Hey, that
looks good. Y'know, honey, you don't like watching football
on Sundays. Maybe
I could marry a guy, watch football with him, and then if
I wanted to have
sex, I could come over and have sex with you."
I was just talking to Newt
Gingrich the other day. And I said to him, "Don't
you want for a gay couple
what you had with your first wife? Don't you want
that bond that comes with
the pledge of fidelity that you had with your
second wife? Don't you want
what comes with that lifelong bond that you may
or may not have with your
third wife - I have no idea what's going on
there."
You know, Bill
O'Reilly always talks about his "traditional values" - as
opposed to "the far
left's secular humanist values." I didn't realize phone
sex was a traditional
value. I didn't think the phone had been around long
enough. Maybe telegraph
sex.
In her book Slander, Ann referred to Democrats and our "Marquis de
Sade
lifestyle." I've been married for thirty years. Ann, you're an
attractive
woman. And I know you support the president's abstinence-only sex
education.
I want to congratulate you for saving yourself for your one
true love.
When my daughter was six years old, her teacher asked all her
students to
write about how their parents had met. We told Thomasin that we
met at a
mixer freshman year of college. I saw Franni across the room,
gathering up
some friends to leave. I liked the way she was taking control
and I thought
she was beautiful. So I asked her to dance, and then got her a
ginger ale,
then escorted her to her dorm and asked for a date.
My
daughter wrote, "My dad asked my mom to dance, bought her a drink, and
then
took her home." Now all the facts were accurate, but what my daughter
wrote
was extremely misleading. Now my daughter wasn't lying. She didn't
realize
that what she wrote made her mom seem like a slut.
Ann, however, is not
six years old. And she has developed her own techniques
for misleading, by
leaving out important facts. Let me give you an example
of Ann lying by
omission.
Also in her book Slander, Ann tells her readers that Al Gore
had a leg up on
George W. Bush when applying to their respective colleges.
Harvard and Yale.
Ann writes:
"Oddly, it was Bush who was
routinely accused of having sailed through life
on his father's name. But the
truth was the reverse. The media was
manipulating the fact that - many years
later - Bush's father became
president. When Bush was admitted to Yale, his
father was a little-known
congressman on the verge of losing his first Senate
race. His father was a
Yale alumnus, but so were a lot of other boys'
parents. It was Gore, not
Bush, who had a famous father likely to impress
college admissions
committees."
What does Ann omit? Well, that Bush's
grandfather Prescott Bush was also a
Yale alum and had been Senator from
Connecticut, the home state of Yale
University. That Prescott Bush had been a
trustee of Yale. That Prescott
Bush had been the first chair of Yale's
Development Board - the folks who
raise the money. That Prescott Bush sat on
the Yale Corporation for twelve
years. That Prescott Bush, like George W.
Bush's father, George H. W, Bush,
had been a member of Skull and Bones. That
the first Bush to go to Yale was
Bush's great great grandfather James Bush,
who graduated in 1844. That in
addition to his father, grandfather, and
greatgreatgrandfather, Bush was the
legacy of no less than twenty-seven other
relatives who preceded him at
Yale, including five great great uncles. Seven
great uncles. Five uncles,
and a number of first cousins.
Now why did
Ann leave out these somewhat relevant facts? Ann grew up in
Connecticut. Ann,
did you really not know that Prescott Bush had been your
senator when you
were born?
Ann, is it possible that when Prescott's son George H. W. Bush
became
president, it totally escaped your notice that his father had
represented
your state in the United States Senate? Did neither of your
parents mention
it in passing at the dinner table? Did no one at home in
Darien make any
comments about the new president's
lineage?
Understand. This isn't sloppiness. This is deliberate. For Ann's
purposes -
to claim that the media that was manipulating facts here - Ann
herself had
to manipulate facts - in such a shameless way. This is what she
does.
And she does it over and over and over again.
Let me give
you another example.
On page 265 of her book Treason, Ann writes of Tom
Friedman, the New York
Times columnist. "He blamed twenty years of relentless
attacks by Muslim
extremists on- I quote - 'religious fundamentalists of any
stripe.'"
This didn't sound like Tom Friedman to me, so I found the one
Friedman
column that contained that phrase - "religious fundamentalists of
any
stripe." It was from a December 26, 2001 column called "Naked Air," about
an
airline where everyone would fly naked. "Think about it," Friedman
writes,
tongue firmly planted in cheek, "If everybody flew naked, not only
would you
never have to worry about the passenger next to you carrying box
cutters or
exploding shoes, but no religious fundamentalists of any stripe
would ever
be caught dead flying nude."
Let me repeat. Ann wrote of
Tom Friedman, Jewish by the way, that "he blamed
twenty years of relentless
attacks by Muslim extremists on - I quote -
'religious fundamentalists of any
stripe.'" She bothered to put "I quote" in
there for
emphasis.
Friedman actually wrote "no religious fundamentalists of any
stripe would
ever be caught dead flying nude" in service of a conceit that
illustrated
our dilemma of either becoming less open as a society or learning
to live
with much higher risks than we've ever been used to
before.
Friedman was not blaming 9/11 on the Lubavichers, as Ann
suggests.
Now this sort of deliberate misrepresentation contributes to a
coarsening of
our nation's dialogue. Ann recently told an
audience:
"We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens'
creme brulee,"
Coulter said. "That's just a joke, for you in the
media."
Here's my question. What's the joke? Maybe it's a prejudice from
my days as
a comedy writer, but I always thought the joke had to have an
operative
funny idea. I'll give you an example of a joke.
Like they do
every Saturday night, two elderly Jewish couples are going out
to dinner. The
guys are in front, the girls riding in back. Irv says to Sid,
"Where
should we go tonight?"
Sid says, "How about that place we went about a
month ago. The Italian place
with the great lasagna."
Irv says, "I
don't remember it."
Sid says, "The place with the great
lasagna."
Irv says, "I don't remember. What's the name of the
place?"
Sid thinks. But can't remember. "A flower. Gimme a
flower."
"Tulip?" Irv says.
"No, no. A different
flower."
"Magnolia?"
"No, no. A basic
flower."
"Orchid?"
"No! Basic."
"Rose?"
That's it!
Sid turns to the back seat. "Rose. What was the name of
that
restaurant.?"
That's a joke. What exactly is the joke in "We need
somebody to put rat
poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee?" Is it the
crme brulee? Is that
it? Because Stevens is some kind of Francophile or
elitist? Is it the rat
poison? See, I would have gone with Drano. I'm really
trying here, Ann.
Please, when you come up, explain the joke about murdering
an associate
justice of the Supreme Court. One who by the way, was appointed
to the
Supreme Court by Gerald Ford, and who, also, by the way, won a Bronze
Star
serving in the Navy in World War II. What is the joke? 'Cause I don't
get
it.
Now in Ann's defense, she doesn't always make horribly
offensive remarks or
knowingly craft lies. Very often Ann is just wrong out
of ignorance or pure
laziness. Take this from the MSNBC Show - Saturday Final
- on August 30,
2003 - MSNBC. She is talking about how well the war in Iraq
is going.
COULTER: I think the rebuilding is going extremely well.
Douglas MacArthur
was in Japan five years after V.J. Day. There were enormous
casualties in
Germany after World War II. The rebuilding is actually going
quite well
compared to past efforts. And really, all we're getting from
Democrats is
constant carping.
Ann, do you know how many combat
fatalities the American military had in
Germany after V-E day? Zero. You know
how many in Japan after V-J day? Zero.
Ann and I have debated once
before. In May of 2004, and Ann still felt the
war was going amazingly well.
Let me quote her from that debate:
".. This war is going amazingly well.
the casualty rate is incredibly small
for the rebuilding. It is going better
than can be expected. You cannot read
about how well things are going
against Al Sadr, where you have Iraqis
protesting against Al Sadr; all these
stories about how Al Sadr had (this)
vast support among the Iraquis. oh no no
no. They recently held a protest
march saying, 'Al Sadr, get out.'"
As
you know, Ann, Moktadr al Sadr, recently picked the Shiite choice for
prime
minister for the new government, Mohamed al Jafaari. Sadr has
thirty-two
seats in the Iraqi assembly compared to Ahmed Chalabi's zero. And
remember,
it was Chalabi to whom we were going to turn over the
Iraqi
government.
Things are not going amazingly well in Iraq. And
they haven't been going
amazingly well since we allowed the looting of
Baghdad. A week ago, former
prime minister Ayad Allawi said that Iraq was
already in a civil war. And as
George Bush said in September of 2004, we
should listen to Allawi because -
and I quote - "he understands what's going
on there - after all, he lives
there."
The first thing this
Administration needs to do in Iraq is to start
acknowledging the truth and
level with the American people.
I think the one lesson we can all agree
on from Vietnam is that we cannot
blame the troops. By and large, the vast,
vast majority of our troops have
performed heroically. And they deserve our
gratitude and support. And that
means supporting them after they've come
home.
Two thirds of the wounded in Iraq now have brain injuries. That's
because so
many of the casualties are from IED's, and the injuries are
concussive and
not ballistic. Each one of those brain injuries is going to
cost a million
dollars over the course of that veteran's life. And we need to
fund programs
for those who come back with post traumatic stress disorder - a
higher
percentage than in any previous war.
Now another value I
believe in is love of country. For some reason it
rankles Ann that I've done
six USO tours and have had the nerve to talk
about it. I do so because I want
people to be aware of the work that the USO
does. I want anyone here today
who is a Hollywood celebrity to think about
giving up a couple weeks of your
life to entertain our men and women in
uniform. I think it rankles Ann that
I've talked about going on the USO
tours because she can't conceive that
anyone would actually do something for
anyone else. I didn't go to Iraq to
prove that Democrats are patriotic, Ann.
I did my first USO tour in 1999,
when Clinton was president. We went to
Kosovo, a war that was vehemently and
vocally opposed by many Republicans.
Even so, we didn't call them traitors. I
was invited by the USO to go to
Iraq because they know I do a good job and
that it means a lot to the troops
when anyone comes over to show them we
care.
My daughter is 25. She teaches inner city kids in the Bronx. And
that makes
me proud. She hates when I say it, and that makes me even more
proud.
My son is an engineering student. He wants to build fuel efficient
cars.
He's a junior in college and got a job at Ford this summer working on a
new
manufacturing process for power trans. I don't know what that means
either.
But he got there because he works his butt off.
But my son
doesn't feel that he got where he is because he is some kind of
rugged
individual. That he did it all himself. He knows that he stands on
the
shoulders of those who stood on the shoulders of those who stood on
the
shoulders of those who stood on the shoulders of those who stood on
the
necks of Indians.
My wife and I tried to instill certain values in
our kids. But we don't love
them because they're perfect. We love them
because they're decent, loving
kids. Kids who care about others and care, by
the way, about the truth.
One last thing. Speaking of the truth. A few
months after my last debate
with Ann, the following appeared in a New York
Observer story about Ann.
>From the September 13, 2004
issue..
The writer asks Ann in the article:
"She debated Al
Franken recently?
"'Yes,' she said. 'It's not an interesting debate,
because liberals can't
argue. So it's never like point-counterpoint; all we
do is hear about his
fucking U.S.O. tours for three hours. Excuse my
French.'"
Ann, let's see if we can have a point-counterpoint, and an
interesting
debate. And by the way, Ann, I have here a DVD of that entire
three hour
debate - And I'll bet you my speaking fee tonight that I spoke
about my USO
tours for less than a grand total of three minutes. How about it
Ann? My
speaking fee against your speaking fee?
I mean we care about
the truth, don't we?
"Treat the world well. It was not given to you by your parents.
It was loaned to you by your children."
Kenyan proverb, quoted by Ida B. Wells and by Charles Williams in the CD I'm currently listening to.
No, this has nothing to do with Martin Chuzzlewit's "organ"..... ![]()
I couldn't resist posting this brief excerpt from Martin Chuzzlewit by Charles Dickens, written in 1843-44:
"When she sang, he sat like one entranced. She touched his organ, and from that bright epoch, even it, the old companion of his happiest hours, incapable as he had thought of elevation, began a new and deified existence." - Chapter 24
BugGirl416 (Yay! Now I know how to create links! Thanks, What_Truth !
) currently has on her blog a marvelously incisive satire from The Onion, in which a presumably dense but well-meaning Christian evangelical organization supplies leather-bound Bibles to starving Africans. The satire is so well done and so true to our perceptions of "real life" that a number of BugGirl's readers thought, absent the Onion attribution, that it was serious journalism, and were (appropriately) outraged.
BugGirl's Onion post reminded me of a little essay I wrote some years ago. The town I was living in had been extremely hard-hit by the devastating one-two punch of Carter-era inflation and "Reaganomics". The town's principal factory had been permanently closed, putting 2,500 people out of work, as had six of the seven local coal mines. Many people either had lost or were in danger of losing their homes. They were desperate.
About that time I was invited to attend a presentation for "Network 21". It purported to be a Christian organization that engaged in network marketing. Attendees at this little gathering were encouraged to recruit a "downline", and all were to sell consumer items from the Network 21 catalog at what were supposedly deep discounts.
The irony and hypocrisy of all this inspired me to write the following essay, which is reprinted verbatim and which, if memory serves, I mailed to the person who had made the Network 21 presentation (without getting a reply, of course). Reading it now, it's a bit dense and didactic. But it'll serve. Every word is still true. Well, you be the judge.
Below the essay is a poem which I wrote in about 1969, which invokes the Good Samaritan story and also the Biblical injunction against saying to a needy person, "Be warmed and filled." It seems especially pertinent to today's theme.
The average American of today (and likewise the average American “Christian”, who has perhaps unknowingly but most thoroughly bought into and embraced the secular American world view, and whose gradual but insidious bastardization of the words “brother” and “sister” has caused them to become essentially synonymous with “Mr.” and “Mrs.”) won’t lift a finger to help his neighbor repair his leaky roof, nor even take the trouble and risk of getting to know his neighbor in any meaningful way, for the neighbor’s sake or his own.
Yet he will readily engage in an elaborate and complex system of superficially amicable business relationships, in which he purports, with great heartiness, to “offer his neighbor a service” or “help” him, disguising his thinly-veiled contempt for his neighbor (and in reality for himself) just long enough and to the degree necessary to accomplish his underlying self-serving purpose of making money off him; all the while holding out the promise that, if the neighbor likewise participates in this elaborate and artificial system (at a lower level, of course), he too will unquestionably make enough money, given sufficient time and “hard work”, to finally be able to hire someone to repair his leaky roof.
If the poor man with the leaky roof perceives the artificiality and superficiality of this state of affairs, and refuses to participate in the system, he is regarded with an even greater and more overt contempt. And if the poor man, having no help, climbs up on the roof in an attempt to repair it himself, and ends up falling down and breaking his crown, his good neighbor, pausing briefly in the midst of his “network marketing”, will cluck with feigned sympathy and self-righteously ascribe the accident to the poor man’s “eccentricity”.
And the poem, for which I have no title:
Mysteriously murmuring malevolent men
Past my preposterous predicament proceed,
Glare gleefully groundward, grin at my grimace...
And some wave a greeting and bid me Godspeed.
Here in U. of Illinois territory, we have a local professor/activist who spends a great deal of time reading various news sources, and thinking and writing about American foreign policy. I don't particularly like him as a person, but I respect the depth and clarity of his thought. Recently he was asked, on an e-mail mailing list called "Peace-discuss", his opinion about why America went to war in Iraq. Here is his response:
Yes, I do think it's fundamentally about oil, but not just
about oil. I like the remark that if Iraq's principal export
were asparagus, we wouldn't have the better part of the U.S.
military there.
American foreign policy since the Second World War has been
fundamentally about oil. U.S. insistence that it control
Mideast energy resources is the cornerstone of U.S. foreign
policy, in Republican and Democratic administrations alike.
But it's control, not access, that concerns any USG.
You're right that the U.S. economy receives very little of its
oil from the Mideast -- about 10%. U.S. domestic oil
production supplies about 50% of total U.S. consumption.
Foreign sources provide the rest, primarily Canada, Venezuela,
Mexico, and several African countries. The U.S. imports more
oil from west Africa than it does from Saudi Arabia.
But the Mideast has about two-thirds of world oil reserves.
If the U.S. controls that, it controls its real economic
rivals in the world -- Europe and Northeast Asia (Japan,
Korea, China) -- because they import so much from the Middle
East. The U.S. then has what President Carter's National
Security Adviser Zbigniew Brzezinski (it's a bipartisan
policy) called "critical leverage" over its competitors.
It's been understood since the Second World War that if we
have our hands on that spigot - the main source of the
world's energy -- we have what early planners called "veto
power" over others. And of course U.S. planners want the
profits from that to go primarily to U.S.-based
multinationals, and back to the U.S. Treasury - not to rivals.
But there were other reasons for invading Iraq, beyond the
goal of establishing permanent bases in the midst of the
world's largest oil-producing region. First, Iraq was
defenseless (unlike, say, North Korea or Iran): contrary to
U.S. propaganda, Iraq was no danger to even its nearest
neighbors (as they recognized), much less to the U.S. Second,
it was a good place for U.S. planners to demonstrate the
lengths to which they would go to keep lesser states in line
(as they did much more murderously in Vietnam -- where no oil
was at stake -- and even in Serbia, on the edge of U.S.
concerns). And third, of course, 9/11 could be used as an
excuse, however irrational that was. (Did you note that,
while 72% of American troops in Iraq think that the U.S.
should get out within the year, 85% said the U.S. mission is
mainly to retaliate for Saddam's role in the 9-11 attacks
[sic] and 77% said they also believe the main or a major
reason for the war was to stop Saddam from protecting al Qaeda
in Iraq? Amazing.)
Then I asked him about Viet Nam, which I have never fully understood beyond the official explanation of the "Domino Theory" of Communist expansionism. Was that the reason, I asked him, or was there more? Here's his response to that question, which makes sense to me:
Vietnam was primarily a "demonstration war" -- i.e., the US
wanted to make it clear to states around the world that they
were not to set up governments without the American OK,
especially if they wanted to use their economic resources for
the purposes of their own people and not co-ordinate them with
a world economy under general American control. The
propaganda cover was "fighting Communism" and the "domino
theory" -- the notion that if one state fell to Communism,
then others would, too.
Thus diplomatic historian Gerald Haines (also senior historian
of the CIA) introduces his study of "the Americanization of
Brazil" by observing that "Following World War II the United
States assumed, out of self-interest, responsibility for the
welfare of the world capitalist system" -- which does not mean
the welfare of the people of the system, as events were to
prove, not surprisingly. The enemy was "Communism." The
reasons were outlined by a prestigious study group of the
Woodrow Wilson Foundation and the National Planning
Association in a comprehensive 1955 study on the political
economy of U.S. foreign policy: the primary threat of
Communism, the study concluded, is the economic transformation
of the Communist powers "in ways that reduce their willingness
and ability to complement the industrial economies of the
West." It makes good sense, then, that prospects of
independent development should be regarded as a serious
danger, to be pre-empted by violence if necessary. That is
particularly true if the errant society shows signs of success
in terms that might be meaningful to others suffering from
similar oppression and injustice. In that case it becomes a
"virus" that might "infect others," a "rotten apple" that
might "spoil the barrel," in the terminology of top planners,
describing the real domino theory, not the version fabricated
to frighten the domestic public into obedience.
That last paragraph is from Chomsky, and it incidentally makes
clear that the US won the Vietnam War -- not indeed in the
sense of achieving its maximum war aims, but in the sense of
forestalling what a president of Amnesty International once
called "the threat of a good example." After dropping several
times the total ordnance used in World War II on a peasant
society and killing perhaps four million people, the US was
able to prevent any independent development in a formally
liberated Vietnam. Today Vietnam begs for Nike factories.
The proximate cause for the war was the temerity of the South
Vietnamese in not accepting the government that we'd picked
out for them after the French withdrawal. The Geneva Accords
of 1954 provided for elections throughout Vietnam in 1956, but
the US prevented them -- because, as President Eisenhower
said, "Ho Chi Minh would have won." The US set up in the
South the sort of government that it was then providing for
states around the world (e.g., Iran 1953, Guatemala 1954).
The rebellion against this government grew to such proportions
that in 1962 Kennedy launched a full-scale invasion of the
country. Most of that vast tonnage of American bombs was
dropped on *South* Vietnam, our ostensible ally, because the
war was always against the people of Vietnam, who wouldn't
follow our orders, even as we made and un-made governments in
Saigon.
When it became clear, after a decade, that the US couldn't
impose a quisling government, but that it had destroyed
Southeast Asia beyond hope of independent development, and the
economic and political costs of the war for the US were
growing, the US could withdraw its troops. (The revolt of the
US expeditionary force in Vietnam was an unspoken cost that
required the Pentagon hastily to abandon the draft and
institute a "volunteer" military.)
But note that Vietnam and Iraq are not much alike, despite the
continuity of American goals and policies: Iraq is not just a
demonstration war, although it is that, too. Vietnam had no
oil or other resources that the US was determined to control,
as Iraq does, so the US could withdraw from Vietnam, its work
of destruction done. That's not possible for the US in Iraq,
where control of energy resources remains paramount.
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